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— Elizabeth Taylor

Recent Posts

  • Housewife Daily Friday 4/1/22

    Getting Back in the Flow So the housewife daily isn’t so daily after all. Sometimes I fall into these strange time warps and I’m just crawling out of it. Everyone is finally healthy again, thank God. The last few weeks I have been decluttering and deep cleaning. That took nearly an entire week of 8…

  • Housewife Daily Wednesday 3/17/22

    Catching Up Playing catch up this week from the boy being sick and an intensive three day workshop I did this past weekend. Today is the first day that I’ve started to feel somewhat normal. I have to remember that when I’m feeling like I don’t have the energy to do shit, it’s because I’m…

  • Fallen Superhero

    Answering the Call I used to want to save the world. There are so many things wrong with the way humans move in their lives, and I thought if I became a spiritual teacher, I could help. For the last decade I’ve offered my wisdom and insight to others in an instructional capacity. I thought…

  • Weekend Update Monday 3/7/22

    Tired AF It’s Monday and I’m utterly exhausted. No one tells you how much energy it takes to hold space for your children when they’re sick. Not only that, but how much energy it takes to manage the worry, and the guilt. Could I have done more? Is it my fault? Did I not treat…

  • How Erotic Writing Changed My Life

    Where it Started I used to be a low key love addict. Being in love was an obsession. I constantly needed someone to chase or crush on to be emotionally okay. I chalked it up to being a brooding artist with a naturally desperate need to have a muse. Heartbreak and longing is excellent fodder…

  • Why I Love Being a Housewife

    Woman’s Work The whole boss bitch movement has really fucked with the modern housewife’s mentality. Where making a house into a home used to be the pinnacle of a woman’s work, we have now been indoctrinated to believe that homemaking is somehow beneath us. We have been made to feel that our household chores are…

  • Housewife Daily Thursday 3/3/22

    A Different Kind of Washing Today was a bit of a wash on the housewife front. Was up well past dawn helping husband work through some tough business decisions and just connecting in general. We haven’t really seen each other all week. Sometimes the wee hours of the night are the only time we can…

  • Creating a Cleaning Schedule

    You can read all of the homemaking books and download all the schedules and routines you can find, but if it the rules go against your inherent nature, you won’t be happy doing it. Setting a bar and a goal to aspire to is essential, but flexibility and honoring yourself is just as important. Your…

  • Housewife Daily Wednesday 3/2/22

    Who am I again? My nanny came back to work today and I found myself a little lost. This seems to happen every time there is a stint without her. At first I get a little annoyed and frustrated that I have to revert back to full time housework. Very quickly after, I get into…

  • Housewife Daily Tuesday 3/01/22

    Spring Has Sprung Welcome to March y’all! The weather is warming up in the daytime and that is both delightful and terrifying. We won’t get much time before it’s in the triple digits here, so I am doing my best to enjoy it. The kids are feeling much better, and I’m actually on the treadmill…

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